Once Upon A Timeline
teacher: you will be assorted into groups
me: oh ok
and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
omocat:

hey

omocat:

hey

thiefofstars:

drawing homestucks at 5am mmhm

5am must be a good hour to draw then

thiefofstars:

drawing homestucks at 5am mmhm

5am must be a good hour to draw then

severalbadpunslater:

 I regret a lot of things, but this is not one of them.

captainfondles:


H1S TYR4NNY SUBM1TS H1S 4PPROV4L
TH3 COURTBLOCK 1S 4DJOURN3D

captainfondles:

H1S TYR4NNY SUBM1TS H1S 4PPROV4L

TH3 COURTBLOCK 1S 4DJOURN3D

longcatislooooong:

funnyfoxie:

dead cat helicopter

dont bury your pets. they need to ascend to pet heaven. FLY KITTY! ENJOY MOUNDS OF CATNIP IN THE HEAVENLY CLOUDS WITH YOUR FAMILY!!!

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princeaspartame:

saddishpunchinello:

midknight08:

davelookingatrosesass:

 Dirk Voice Headcanon

Headcanon: Dirk raps Double Time LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING GOD.

holy shit that’s impressive

thejotaku:

zillydumb:

Meenah Peixes appreciation post -  ♓ ♓     

fjsdl;afd AAA top middle and my trusty middle left spot! ;♡;
Wow thank you for including me in your set!

revcleo:

catbountry:

nickstermin8r:

fuckyeahdrugpolicy:

Student abandoned in DEA holding cell for five days | NBC San Diego

Daniel Chong, the UC San Diego student who was left in a Drug Enforcement Agency holding cell for nearly five days, said the time spent in his cell was a life-altering experience.
[…] Chong said he was at a friend’s house in University City celebrating 4/20, a day many marijuana users set aside to smoke, when agents came inside and raided the residence. Chong was then taken to the DEA office in Kearny Mesa.
He said agents questioned him, and then told him he could go home. One agent even offered him a ride, Chong said. No criminal charges were filed against him.
But Chong did not go home that night. Instead, he was placed in a cell for five days without any human contact and was not given food or drink. In his desperation, he said he was forced to drink his own urine.
“I had to do what I had to do to survive….I hallucinated by the third day,” Chong said. “I was completely insane.”
Chong said he lost roughly 15 pounds during the time he was alone. His lawyer confirmed that Chong ingested a powdery substance found inside the cell. Later testing revealed the substance was methamphetamine.
After days of being ignored, Chong said he tried to take his own life by breaking the glass from his spectacles with his teeth and then carving “Sorry mom,” on his wrists. He said nurses also found pieces of glass in his throat, which led him to believe he ingested the pieces purposefully.
Chong said he could hear DEA employees and people in neighboring cells. He screamed to let them know he was there, but no one replied. He kicked the door, but no one came to get him.
By the time DEA officers found Chong in his cell Wednesday morning Chong was completely incoherent, said Iredale.
full article


Sue ‘em for every penny

EVERY GODDAMNED PENNY.

Poor dude :(

being the terrible excuse for human being i am, i think i’m the only one that will point out that this IS partly Chong’s fault (at least in my opinion and no i don’t mean the being locked up part). i don’t care what the situation is, i don’t see why you’d find it necessary to eat glass. that’s just…i don’t get it man. i mean i can understand trying to slit your wrists cuz that’s generally what everyone thinks to do…but EATING the fucking glass?! cmon. what happened to him is inexcusable and may have caused him to go a little nuts, but he wasn’t exactly brilliant in what he did. #send me all the hate mail i probably deserve it

revcleo:

catbountry:

nickstermin8r:

fuckyeahdrugpolicy:

Student abandoned in DEA holding cell for five days | NBC San Diego

Daniel Chong, the UC San Diego student who was left in a Drug Enforcement Agency holding cell for nearly five days, said the time spent in his cell was a life-altering experience.

[…] Chong said he was at a friend’s house in University City celebrating 4/20, a day many marijuana users set aside to smoke, when agents came inside and raided the residence. Chong was then taken to the DEA office in Kearny Mesa.

He said agents questioned him, and then told him he could go home. One agent even offered him a ride, Chong said. No criminal charges were filed against him.

But Chong did not go home that night. Instead, he was placed in a cell for five days without any human contact and was not given food or drink. In his desperation, he said he was forced to drink his own urine.

“I had to do what I had to do to survive….I hallucinated by the third day,” Chong said. “I was completely insane.”

Chong said he lost roughly 15 pounds during the time he was alone. His lawyer confirmed that Chong ingested a powdery substance found inside the cell. Later testing revealed the substance was methamphetamine.

After days of being ignored, Chong said he tried to take his own life by breaking the glass from his spectacles with his teeth and then carving “Sorry mom,” on his wrists. He said nurses also found pieces of glass in his throat, which led him to believe he ingested the pieces purposefully.

Chong said he could hear DEA employees and people in neighboring cells. He screamed to let them know he was there, but no one replied. He kicked the door, but no one came to get him.

By the time DEA officers found Chong in his cell Wednesday morning Chong was completely incoherent, said Iredale.

full article

Sue ‘em for every penny

EVERY GODDAMNED PENNY.

Poor dude :(

being the terrible excuse for human being i am, i think i’m the only one that will point out that this IS partly Chong’s fault (at least in my opinion and no i don’t mean the being locked up part). i don’t care what the situation is, i don’t see why you’d find it necessary to eat glass. that’s just…i don’t get it man. i mean i can understand trying to slit your wrists cuz that’s generally what everyone thinks to do…but EATING the fucking glass?! cmon. what happened to him is inexcusable and may have caused him to go a little nuts, but he wasn’t exactly brilliant in what he did. #send me all the hate mail i probably deserve it

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